install theme

(Source: m0xt)

stealthboy:

Sometimes I stop and I’m so happy that I’m gay because

holy fuck girls are so fantastic

(Source: johnskele)

fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

(Source: grovyle)

thelaughingmango:

staff:

Your blogs will be deleted if you don’t have the word ‘milk’ incorporated in your URL. We’re trying to support a healthier, more calcium filled diet here on tumblr. Sorry!

but I’m lactose intolerant

(Source: beeblejuice)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

to get a sense of how big the universe is, imagine a window. now imagine a guy leaning in the window and explaining that it’s super big, and huge

nickcarragay:

I was curious what the gender neutral equivalent of niece and nephew is so I googled it

it’s nibling

that’s literally the most adorable word I’ve ever heard in my entire life

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