install theme

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babeoftime:

theres a girl i know whos pregnant and her facebook posts make my life

babeoftime:

theres a girl i know whos pregnant and her facebook posts make my life

(Source: stepintomyrhythm)

officialunitedstates:

manderpeds:

officialunitedstates:

me:  puts a penny on the railroad track at the train station and lets the train run over it so it gets flat and then picks it up and eats it right in front of everyone.  I do this every day for seven weeks until I go into a coma from penny poisoning

Officialunitedstates is back at it again

I am in the hospital

grammantha:

im on google street view in norway and theres a reindeer on the side of the road and they blurred out its face 

(Source: evilblogger)

themomerath:

Can we talk about how on point this tweet is

themomerath:

Can we talk about how on point this tweet is

2srooky:

Holy shit my bicep has been killing me all day and my best friend just grabbed my arm and started rubbing my bicep chanting “ayyyyyyyy narutooooooooo” and my arm feels 100% better wtf kinda pain no jutsu is this what the fuck.

miyozuzu:

Dad called and told me to go check the sunset

baptisms:

i still can’t believe jimmy neutron was a real show that aired three seasons and was an oscar niminated movie

baptisms:

i still can’t believe jimmy neutron was a real show that aired three seasons and was an oscar niminated movie

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